The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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