just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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