I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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