Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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