IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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