hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
one might say we're banned from that church
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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