I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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