I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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