i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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