Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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