Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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