Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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