i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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