The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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