i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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