Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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