is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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