stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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