shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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