My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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