Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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