I'm really into asian looking animals
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Can I color on your dick again?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize