I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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