Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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