Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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