We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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