she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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