She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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