It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
