at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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