Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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