So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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