I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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