Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
either way he was missing a nipple.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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