How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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