fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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