I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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