do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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