Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
love makes seman taste better
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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