To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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