Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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