My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
