I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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