Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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