Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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