i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
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