i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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