was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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