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was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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