Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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