hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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