I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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