return my video game
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
