Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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